New Year’s Resolutions?

Posted on December 31, 2010


Jenny: ” I’m resolving to capture back some of the time wasted on dumb habits – like mindless TV watching! I’ll come home and automatically  turn on the  set , start browsing thru the channels – then start watching something and before I know it two hours slips by. And it’s junk!”

Peter: ” Not me. I only watch selected channels – like basketball, hockey, football, soccer, curling, golf, tennis, baseball, quiz shows, and infomercials. Jenny, you’ve got to get a hold of yourself – you’re wasting a lot of time.”

Professor Wiggly: “Most New Year’s resolutions don’t last more than a week or at most two. So who’s ‘The master of your fate, the captain or your soul? But hope springs eternal!”

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